I just don't get what the problem with this Jonathan Swift guy is? Why can't he just voice his opinions in a normal "standard, English writer, with excellent vocabulary," kind of a way? Just tell the government that you want them to solve the hunger issues instead of suggestions like "Eat your baby up careless fellows!" or " Hmm yummy...this pie is delicious.Wanna try some? It's made out of your children!"
Some day take me to Jonathan's kids and lets see if he finds it funny when I suggest making baby salads out of his kids!